So, it's 3pm, you've got a couple hours left of the working day, and you're feeling a little droopy. Looking for a little pick-me-up? Do I ever have news for you! Starbucks? Nope! Try taking a trip down the aisle marked "Baby" at your nearest grocery retailer. You will find these fabulous new energy drinks in a little jar marked "Gerber - Mixed Garden Vegetables." I'm telling you, they really work. Have you ever noticed that the percentage of the population consuming this stuff has 10 times more energy than the rest of us combined? It's incredible! When the media gets hold of this juicy secret, there won't be any left on the shelves, so hurry and pick up your own jar of strained peas today!